I Think We Need A Layoff...OF OUR GOVERNMENT!

So basically,

We have nothing!

No money, no anything…we are a country of debt!No answer or solution in sight!

Social Security has been raped!

We have an idea….

We are going to use the same blueprint that all the companies in the late
80s and the 90s used….

We are going to outsource our GOVERNMENT!

That’s right…basically what were going to do…we are going to send all of our fiduciary issues to Canada, China, England and we’re going to charge them a dollar a month…they only have to work eight hours a month to fix our problems (isn't that ALL our governement's doing, working eight hours a month and the rest of the time campaigning?)…so if you have an issue that the educational system isn’t good we’re going to contact England…you know the country with the educational system that is in the top ten of the world…then, we’re going to contact Canada and ask them about their poorly, dilapidated universal health care and ask them how to fix ours! Then we’re going to head over to Japan…and ask them “how do we get these dumbass, uneducated idiots to get interested in science and math, so that we can actually create green jobs, electric cars and an infrastructure that will make you go…Oh, THAT’S how it should be done”!

Because as you can presently tell…our government in the past twenty-five years have taken…bribes, lobbyists checks and pay raises…because a loaf of bread in my old neighborhood in 1981 was 3 for $1…yet a loaf of Mother’s Bread today is for $3.29 at WAL-MART! Now that wouldn’t be so bad, but the problem is minimum wage in the 80s was $3.15…it JUST HIT $7.50!!!

Now of course, you would say…”that’s FUCKED UP”…but let’s think about it…that ain’t ALL that went up…gas, cars, homes, apartments, hell, the purchase of decent DOG FOOD cost as much as anything else we could think of!

But don’t worry…our Canadian friends are going to take care of that minimum wage for us…they’re going to make a LIVING WAGE!!! And a MAXIMUM WAGE!!! That’s right, while your boss is bitching about the fact that you’re pulling a great big large sum of $50k (we all know that MOST of us ain’t making that, so good luck if you are)…that greedy three month vacation having a year motherfucker base salary is at least $3.5 million dollars a year! And let’s not talk about his bonuses, his pension and his GOLDEN PARACHUTE that he has to use, because he has not run the company correctly to begin with…and he thinks YOU MAKE TOO MUCH!!!

AIN’T THAT A BITCH?

So let’s outsource all of them…

That’s right, I’m even adding Obama’s ass!

I want that very well spoken “I could listen to this him talk ALL DAY” (Beatles’ reference for anyone who knows it) Canadian gentlemen who wants to invest in education, infrastructure and DARE I SAY IT…THE COUNTRY WE LIVE IN, NOT THE COMPANIES WE SERVE…

And there you go…

I Will Not Co-Sign For You

That’s right I said quit co-signing on shit! I hate the fact that I don’t have many TRUE friends, but DAMN, how can you say you have convictions and trifilin ass friends! I sometimes look at my past friends and ask WHAT THE FUCK!

This is because all I have been looking at is blog after blog of OMG I have sinned! FUCK THAT! I will not co-sign on shit! In the past few years I have seen some fucked up shit, but I called it out! You know…you can’t do this, its wrong! It’s a wonder we can expect to get along together when we walk alone. We do wrong together then try to help each other…but only one motherfucker got US into it.
You know damn well what I'm sayin…your boy goes out with nothing but no good in mind. He gets his ass in some shit that he has no fuckin clue to get out of. What does he do…hey man check this shit out…I fuck this bitch at my job! YOU DID WHAT! Ok I'm done…naw man I need help! Naw motherfucker…you want me to co-sign!
I’ve have seen every blog and comments that went from what I'm sayin here to…well you shouldn’t cheat. I say do your dirt on your lonely…AND don’t come looking for your friends to forgive your ass if you fuck the pooch! I read where someone asking about forgiveness…WILL YOU FORGIVE THE ASS BEATING YOU WILL GET FROM DOING WRONG!
Where in the fuck is don’t do the shit? It’s been replace by “we all make mistakes”.
I remember making mistakes…hell I have cheated…got caught…paid the price. That is the process of making mistakes. You fucked up…face the damn music. But above all else don’t come to me because you knew better and said fuck it…that pussy is good! Is it that good or are you that damn dumb?
Now for my favorite…you are acting single while being married.
You see something you like and you buy it…but you cant afford it…so the fuck what!
I want it…so I'm getting it. My spouse will understand…so the fuck what if they don’t I want it! Well now you have to fix the problem…I'm not co-signing on that shit! Don’t think you spouse is either…but you stand up in righteous indignation…how dare you say that about me! I'm not selfish, obviously you don’t love me! Bitch (Motherfucker), please! You only love your desires. You are the selfish motherfucker! You are the motherfucker that did some shit that if it were done to you…YOUR ASS WOULD NEED TO HAVE AN ORDER OF PROTECTION OUT ON YOU!
So we have an issue of act right! That is some shit we might want to go by! Cause damn I will not co-sign on your shit!

Yes Virginia, There Is No 2Pac

That’s right he is not what you thought he was. He was not the “gansta” you thought he was. The one quote I remember about him is “Genius has a tendency of hypocrisy”. Well lets examine his duality.

Tupac Shakur was before anything, an intellect. A man in his younger years desired the spotlight. How a thug came from his life is truly understandable, yet thought-provoking.
How a very tenuous upbringing inspired hate and anger, where his present was only a psychological manifestation of just frustrated based anger and self-loathing.

Here is man who with his desire for the spotlight he was in his younger life was found at high schools that would be considers the city’s version of a “Fame” school. He was well-learned. How else to you explain his selection of books he read: Art of War, Catcher in the Rye, and of course The Prince. The latter title fueled his moniker of Makaveli. He was very interested in the author Machiavelli.


But lets remember here is a man who in his early years were laced with a Black Panther dissolution by the government through drugs and incarceration. That is enough to make any man get angry. He spoke out many times against what he considered inequality of black people. So find the best caricature to use as a platform to express anger…2Pac.

That’s right not Tupac…2Pac. That way he can snap off in his best Black Panther persona. So here you have a man, an angry man, with a strong understanding of what he saw around him. That is enough to make any young man, especially a young black man who can’t have the luxury of “white entitlement” explode! Or did he?

Did he explode or did he implode? The fact that his persona mixed with urban anger and learned background gives credence to his implosion. So let’s look at the complexity of him.

First he constantly said in his lyrics he is not a thug, he paraded around as one especially after he was first shot. Next he always spoke out for what he considered those of us who had god given talent, but were hindered by man given road blocks. He was seeking an understanding of how it could get better for others while always angry at how it could not get better for him.

Tupac was a man who had enough of being told one thing while experiencing another.
That is not a rapper/thug, that is a leader without the ability to lead…he knew not where to go. That is not a man who we saw, but a man who wanted the world he envisioned for us to see.

I always wonder…what if he had lost the bandana, and replaced it with a suit and a briefcase? Where would he be…where would the black youth of America be?
Could he have saw the utopia he wanted for himself and the world and lead us there?

Or would the world have consumed him just like Michael Jackson?