So basically,
We have nothing!
No money, no anything…we are a country of debt!No answer or solution in sight!
Social Security has been raped!
We have an idea….
We are going to use the same blueprint that all the companies in the late
80s and the 90s used….
We are going to outsource our GOVERNMENT!
That’s right…basically what were going to do…we are going to send all of our fiduciary issues to Canada, China, England and we’re going to charge them a dollar a month…they only have to work eight hours a month to fix our problems (isn't that ALL our governement's doing, working eight hours a month and the rest of the time campaigning?)…so if you have an issue that the educational system isn’t good we’re going to contact England…you know the country with the educational system that is in the top ten of the world…then, we’re going to contact Canada and ask them about their poorly, dilapidated universal health care and ask them how to fix ours! Then we’re going to head over to Japan…and ask them “how do we get these dumbass, uneducated idiots to get interested in science and math, so that we can actually create green jobs, electric cars and an infrastructure that will make you go…Oh, THAT’S how it should be done”!
Because as you can presently tell…our government in the past twenty-five years have taken…bribes, lobbyists checks and pay raises…because a loaf of bread in my old neighborhood in 1981 was 3 for $1…yet a loaf of Mother’s Bread today is for $3.29 at WAL-MART! Now that wouldn’t be so bad, but the problem is minimum wage in the 80s was $3.15…it JUST HIT $7.50!!!
Now of course, you would say…”that’s FUCKED UP”…but let’s think about it…that ain’t ALL that went up…gas, cars, homes, apartments, hell, the purchase of decent DOG FOOD cost as much as anything else we could think of!
But don’t worry…our Canadian friends are going to take care of that minimum wage for us…they’re going to make a LIVING WAGE!!! And a MAXIMUM WAGE!!! That’s right, while your boss is bitching about the fact that you’re pulling a great big large sum of $50k (we all know that MOST of us ain’t making that, so good luck if you are)…that greedy three month vacation having a year motherfucker base salary is at least $3.5 million dollars a year! And let’s not talk about his bonuses, his pension and his GOLDEN PARACHUTE that he has to use, because he has not run the company correctly to begin with…and he thinks YOU MAKE TOO MUCH!!!
AIN’T THAT A BITCH?
So let’s outsource all of them…
That’s right, I’m even adding Obama’s ass!
I want that very well spoken “I could listen to this him talk ALL DAY” (Beatles’ reference for anyone who knows it) Canadian gentlemen who wants to invest in education, infrastructure and DARE I SAY IT…THE COUNTRY WE LIVE IN, NOT THE COMPANIES WE SERVE…
And there you go…
We have nothing!
No money, no anything…we are a country of debt!No answer or solution in sight!
Social Security has been raped!
We have an idea….
We are going to use the same blueprint that all the companies in the late
80s and the 90s used….
We are going to outsource our GOVERNMENT!
That’s right…basically what were going to do…we are going to send all of our fiduciary issues to Canada, China, England and we’re going to charge them a dollar a month…they only have to work eight hours a month to fix our problems (isn't that ALL our governement's doing, working eight hours a month and the rest of the time campaigning?)…so if you have an issue that the educational system isn’t good we’re going to contact England…you know the country with the educational system that is in the top ten of the world…then, we’re going to contact Canada and ask them about their poorly, dilapidated universal health care and ask them how to fix ours! Then we’re going to head over to Japan…and ask them “how do we get these dumbass, uneducated idiots to get interested in science and math, so that we can actually create green jobs, electric cars and an infrastructure that will make you go…Oh, THAT’S how it should be done”!
Because as you can presently tell…our government in the past twenty-five years have taken…bribes, lobbyists checks and pay raises…because a loaf of bread in my old neighborhood in 1981 was 3 for $1…yet a loaf of Mother’s Bread today is for $3.29 at WAL-MART! Now that wouldn’t be so bad, but the problem is minimum wage in the 80s was $3.15…it JUST HIT $7.50!!!
Now of course, you would say…”that’s FUCKED UP”…but let’s think about it…that ain’t ALL that went up…gas, cars, homes, apartments, hell, the purchase of decent DOG FOOD cost as much as anything else we could think of!
But don’t worry…our Canadian friends are going to take care of that minimum wage for us…they’re going to make a LIVING WAGE!!! And a MAXIMUM WAGE!!! That’s right, while your boss is bitching about the fact that you’re pulling a great big large sum of $50k (we all know that MOST of us ain’t making that, so good luck if you are)…that greedy three month vacation having a year motherfucker base salary is at least $3.5 million dollars a year! And let’s not talk about his bonuses, his pension and his GOLDEN PARACHUTE that he has to use, because he has not run the company correctly to begin with…and he thinks YOU MAKE TOO MUCH!!!
AIN’T THAT A BITCH?
So let’s outsource all of them…
That’s right, I’m even adding Obama’s ass!
I want that very well spoken “I could listen to this him talk ALL DAY” (Beatles’ reference for anyone who knows it) Canadian gentlemen who wants to invest in education, infrastructure and DARE I SAY IT…THE COUNTRY WE LIVE IN, NOT THE COMPANIES WE SERVE…
And there you go…
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